jayiray:

melrows:

pajamasecrets:

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

smooth-crimminal-deactivated202:

Has this been done yet? hungry for stede’s d

mischievous-thunder:

honeylavendermilktea:

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

mischievous-thunder:

A random bigot: You are what’s in your pants.

An excited Loki, with different kinds of knives in his pockets: I know right!

mmtions:

transmasc-wizard:

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

sorry op to add text to your post but uhhhh i got into a bad habit of texting myself when I had inspo and this is my warning to Not Do That because sometimes you might click the wrong conversation half asleep and that’s how you get awkward conversations like this:

simpsorama:

angelbabyspice:

Thank you bus drivers thank you janitors thank you pilots thank you truck drivers thank you airline stewardesses thank you waiters thank you line cooks thank you rideshare drivers